Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 09, 2015
February 08, 2015
February 10, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Why are you trying to kill Tahiti Jones? Why not just steal his valuable computer files, like me? Woman: He is killing my village! He controls all the food on this island, and charges us exorbitant prices! He's worse than whole foods! Narrator: Rip, while on a mission, stumbles onto a new problem-o... Woman: I was sent to woo him into submission, and then cancel him like A&E canceled "Longmire"! But... he's the first man to tell me he loves me... I-I think I might love him as well. Rip Haywire: You need to get our more, kiddo.
Chrisdiaz801 almost 10 years ago
There aren’t any guys in her village? Lame!
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
hmm … love can be a strange weapon
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Must be a veeeery small island.
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I have heard “Longmire” is coming to Netflix! Yaaay !!!
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Perhaps Cobra can give her some pointers about the proper way to woo a man into submission. I fear she needs them.
mntim almost 10 years ago
You always hurt the one you love, especially in this strip.
ready.here almost 10 years ago
Funny one today.
SkyFisher almost 10 years ago
OK, holdit. She has enough worldly and cultural knowledge to make jokes about “Whole Foods”, A&E, and “Longmire”, but not enough to have a man tell her he loves her?.Dan, does she live under a rock or not?
Frederick Barnett Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Since Netflix picked up Longmire, it might’ve been better to go with The Glades. That one still hurts cause it too was canceled without warning after a cliffhanger ending.
B LeCren almost 10 years ago
They should just open up a No Frills…
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
The blond dipstick deputy has now been replaced by a chocolate brown-haired Stockholm Syndrome sufferer.
StoicLion1973 almost 10 years ago
I loved today’s strip. Whole Food AND Longmire!!? I was upset when A&E cancelled Longmire because the cliffhanger was so interesting. I’ll have to watch on Netflix.