B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 09, 2015

I have the body of an Adonis…it’s about 8" tall and sits on a shelf in my office.

If I could grow a beard, I’d be Santa.

Today’s Frazz somewhat similarly shows how to tell when somebody’s not a runner: http://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2015/02/09

LOL. True story.

5" 8` 165lb. solid as a sponge

I have the body of a 25 year old. And, boy is he mad about it.

Is a ’ Pear ’ a shape ?

I use a treadmill … as a coat rack

A six-pack would be too hard to keep track of. So, I’ll keep my easy to carry one-pack.

I recently lost thirty five pounds in two months. Course, I had to nearly bleed to death to do it, but people say I look great.

I lost some weight a short time ago. I was able to find it not long after, however…

This is like a cross-fit confessional… lol

I was leaving the doctor’s office recently, and turned around to say goodbye. I caught him watching my walk critically. My first thought was that I much preferred when guys watched me walk when I was 18, than now at almost 67. At 67 it’s a diagnosis.

Crossfit… ? Today’s strip went way over my head…??

I just finished my winter workout regimen. Shoveling snow AGAIN , I’m fit but I’m cross!