Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 11, 2010

Be careful what you ask for, FInk!

They’re taking you up on your word Fink.

It’s good to be the King!

If only this happened to Reagan, Bush 1, Bush 2 and D. Cheney.

I’m surprised there’s only a dozen messages. I thought there would have been more.

How come he stablehand has better perks than I did at the gas station?

Yukoner, they ran out of pigeons!

“Pigeon”: a composite word composed of “pig”, meaning pig, and “eon”, meaning forever!

The owls are on their way. Harry Potter is done with them for the day.

he better hope for it to be messages. and that the birds have’nt seen ‘the birds’

And the finks in between, pounce.

@ Dogsniff I would rather look at gaudy swim trunks any day. Better than seeing a hairy guy in a speedo!

would those messages delivered by birds be “tweets”?

Add the current regime to the list.

pouncingtiger Don’t you fret none, now. The birds are bringing the notes to Pres. Barry (“The One-Term Wonder”) at this very moment.

@pouncingtiger - Wrong group. Actually, start with Mr. Peanut Farmer - or Ol’ Tex Johnson, if you want to hop the WayBack Machine and try to fix stuff…

Give the people what they want and they’ll flock to you.

There must be quite a dropoff there. The snorkler is up to his neck in water and it’s barely over Shorty’s feet.

…and there’s more on the way.

Hey, where is Victoria’s Secret. I want to kick some ass.

@RadioTom “We’ll call it a draw.” Since Ol’ Tex Johnson and I Am Not A Crook Nixon started the whole mess.

Looks like Victoriassecret found the Fink and spammed him!

Oh, that’s from his loyal subjects, pardon me.

Gives bikini005 the bird…