Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 22, 2010

Even the Trogs are into miniaturization these days.

But is it wireless?

Not only wireless, but it doesn’t even need back up batteries!

And it works with all platforms … provided they’re wooden.

Flick your Bic.

They have an APP for that.

Get some metal & wait for lightning…

Replant.

Happy Earth Day! \\//_

Sorry, guys. The iTorch has already been patented by Apple. Somebody better invent a lawyer, quickly.

I want to see the pocket edition. Maybe a tiny piece of wood you can carry in your pocket (have the Trogs invented pockets yet?), and it would be self-igniting. Just strike it on a rough surface to make it light up. Only thing I can’t imagine is a name for it. Maybe they could match it against similar objects to come up with a name.

Hey, algurka, I know! We’ll call it the Lucifer!

(Yeah, that’s an old reference - in fact it’s considerably older than I am at 50 - but it sure beats “iMatch”, which sounds like a dating service app…)

At least this version of the iPad works with flash…

They really, really don’t like you using it at the cinema, though.

Strangely enough this must have actually been a big technological advance at some point !

Does it have a firewire port?

Right after they figured out which end was hot, gill

*DF* Very funny!!

I would love to see someone make a parody video of Hitler ranting about the iTorch.

if you spend enough time connecting the dots on the Trog’s cheetah fashion wear, it starts to resemble something that looks like an iPad or Brewster’s head. One or the other.

It’s perfect for storming mad scientists’ laboratories!

White man make big fire, stand far away. Indian make small fire stand close. BTW, did you know that the goofy looking Indian logo Cleveland uses is called Chief Wahoo?

You can’t recharge it, but it’s disposable anyway.

Coming soon: the Fire Nano, which consists of two dry sticks that you carry with you. Instruction manual included.