I want to see the pocket edition. Maybe a tiny piece of wood you can carry in your pocket (have the Trogs invented pockets yet?), and it would be self-igniting. Just strike it on a rough surface to make it light up. Only thing I can’t imagine is a name for it. Maybe they could match it against similar objects to come up with a name.
(Yeah, that’s an old reference - in fact it’s considerably older than I am at 50 - but it sure beats “iMatch”, which sounds like a dating service app…)
if you spend enough time connecting the dots on the Trog’s cheetah fashion wear, it starts to resemble something that looks like an iPad or Brewster’s head. One or the other.
White man make big fire, stand far away. Indian make small fire stand close. BTW, did you know that the goofy looking Indian logo Cleveland uses is called Chief Wahoo?
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
Even the Trogs are into miniaturization these days.
Steve Bartholomew almost 15 years ago
But is it wireless?
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Not only wireless, but it doesn’t even need back up batteries!
rayannina almost 15 years ago
And it works with all platforms … provided they’re wooden.
Pacejv almost 15 years ago
Flick your Bic.
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
They have an APP for that.
zero almost 15 years ago
Get some metal & wait for lightning…
Dkram almost 15 years ago
Replant.
Happy Earth Day! \\//_
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
Sorry, guys. The iTorch has already been patented by Apple. Somebody better invent a lawyer, quickly.
alan.gurka almost 15 years ago
I want to see the pocket edition. Maybe a tiny piece of wood you can carry in your pocket (have the Trogs invented pockets yet?), and it would be self-igniting. Just strike it on a rough surface to make it light up. Only thing I can’t imagine is a name for it. Maybe they could match it against similar objects to come up with a name.
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
Hey, algurka, I know! We’ll call it the Lucifer!
(Yeah, that’s an old reference - in fact it’s considerably older than I am at 50 - but it sure beats “iMatch”, which sounds like a dating service app…)
ColoradoRider almost 15 years ago
At least this version of the iPad works with flash…
mrsullenbeauty almost 15 years ago
They really, really don’t like you using it at the cinema, though.
gillbillvolume1 almost 15 years ago
Strangely enough this must have actually been a big technological advance at some point !
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
Does it have a firewire port?
Plods with ...™ almost 15 years ago
Right after they figured out which end was hot, gill
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
*DF* Very funny!!
starguy almost 15 years ago
I would love to see someone make a parody video of Hitler ranting about the iTorch.
fromage911 almost 15 years ago
if you spend enough time connecting the dots on the Trog’s cheetah fashion wear, it starts to resemble something that looks like an iPad or Brewster’s head. One or the other.
DonVanni almost 15 years ago
It’s perfect for storming mad scientists’ laboratories!
Varnes almost 15 years ago
White man make big fire, stand far away. Indian make small fire stand close. BTW, did you know that the goofy looking Indian logo Cleveland uses is called Chief Wahoo?
Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago
You can’t recharge it, but it’s disposable anyway.
Sherlock Watson almost 15 years ago
Coming soon: the Fire Nano, which consists of two dry sticks that you carry with you. Instruction manual included.