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This beats the New Yorker Cartoon Contest hands down! The answers that win are usually lousy and the comics just too bizarre! (Can you hear the sour grapes from someone who has submitted numerous suggestions?)
Funny, the first snow storm the oil company men come out to say it disproves global warming and then the really early spring, the volcanic actions in Iceland, the sea level rising, the change in the gulf stream, these all count for nothing. Right. Al Gore didnāt develop the model that global warming is based on, but he makes a nice tart target to attack as the world crumbles. When it leads to a nuclear winter situation in America by changing the gulf stream, be sure to blame Al for not doing anything about it. Iām sure the yahoos will believe you then, too. if they can defrost their TVs.
Would anyone WANT to hallucinate about being trapped on a desert island with a shark circling it? Now if it was a dessert islandā¦..with a tartar sauce fountainā¦
You can tell these gentlemen are Democrats. If they were Republicans, they would be hallucinating Sarah Palin in leather. And sheās saying something that makes sense.
grapfhicsā¦āI get to see things in real black and whiteā¦I disPISE electric pink!ā āOh well, another day, another blue, green, electric yellow dollarā¦ā āCome and bless itā¦grub!ā¦grub!ā WOW! I havenāt heard that in QUITE some timeā¦maybe I need some of that Rhode Apple Redā¦lol
I like the old cartoon of the two fellows crawling through the desert when one of them reaches up and grabs the horizon lineā¦as good a meta-joke (and use of cartoon conventions) as the one here.
Ahhhā¦this makes me feel so much better about my Benadryl-induced haze. (I mean, Iāve just got six-foot-tall invisible white rabbits in MY living room.)
I sure like reading Non Sequitur in this forum. Our newspaper insists on squishing it into a tiny never changing box. Great idea for a cartoon today. I lean towards believing itās the guy in the desert that is hallucinating. I havenāt seen mushers but I have seen bodies of water on the horizon that you can never get to.
I donāt think the dogsled one fits very well, but it does balance the picture. Iāve seen dozens of stranded in the desert and on little island cartoons, but I donāt recall any dogsled ones. If you see a picture of someone on a dogsled you assume heās going somewhere, not stranded. Nevertheless, Iām willing to suspend disbelief and enjoy the joke. =]
Kaero - my catās not named Pooka for nuthinā. Harvey is one of my favorite, favorite movies. And sometimes I do think my cat is a pookaā¦āAnd how are you, Mr. Wilson? Who in the encyclopedia wants to know!ā
Dogsniff, I used ābastigeā as an alternative to a probably bleepable word describing a fatherless person. The quote is from Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, is probably not exactly right, and is made by Hunter S. Thompson who is hallucinating at the time he says it. Obscure reference to be sure, but thatās the direction my mind wandered :-)
I guess the good that men do gets buried while one boast gets slammed in AL Goreās face for political expediency.
No one gives him credit for his relentless efforts in spreading the internet to schools and such as Vice President, we just take his exageration and hold that as our excuse for not believing in Climate Change.
I guess believe what you wishā¦
The first Google hit for ābastigeā is Urban Dictionary; āā¦someone extremely annoying but not worth wasting foul language on.ā
Sounds like Thompson, all right!
And on the politics side: You may or not believe the data about Climate Change, but we will all see it soon enough. So keep in mind the backing of the deniers, and their entrenched investment in Status Quo, which is going to be changing; that scares many people (Tea Partiers come to mind.)
landshark67 almost 15 years ago
Maybe its just rapid climate change.
Pacejv almost 15 years ago
@landshark67ā¦..this one is named for you!
larryscountry almost 15 years ago
Another result of āglobal Warmingā! This is all Al Goreās Fault.
lazygrazer almost 15 years ago
The Bermuda Triangle.
ronaldmundy almost 15 years ago
timewarp!ā¦ā¦.or a ātripā i had in the 70ās.
loudmouthbass almost 15 years ago
[quote]larryscountry said This is all Al Goreās Fault[/quote]
sorry youāre mistaken. Just like the interwebs, Al Gore INVENTED climate change.
would someone find something for Al to do, he has to much time on his hands. Idle hands and all, you know , , ,
jmconlon almost 15 years ago
I think, perhaps, that Al Gore should go back to succoring his beloved tobacco.
Colt9033 almost 15 years ago
Clash of the Hallucination, who will survive?!?
vexatron1984 almost 15 years ago
My question would be why would anyone hallucinate that in the first place?!
Good one Wiley!
Barbaratoo almost 15 years ago
This beats the New Yorker Cartoon Contest hands down! The answers that win are usually lousy and the comics just too bizarre! (Can you hear the sour grapes from someone who has submitted numerous suggestions?)
grapfhics almost 15 years ago
Why is it you drink, Timmy me boy? It gets rid of the hallucinations.
MisngNOLA almost 15 years ago
āWonder if I should tell him about the bats. Eh, heāll find out soon enough on his own, poor bastige.ā
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
Funny, the first snow storm the oil company men come out to say it disproves global warming and then the really early spring, the volcanic actions in Iceland, the sea level rising, the change in the gulf stream, these all count for nothing. Right. Al Gore didnāt develop the model that global warming is based on, but he makes a nice tart target to attack as the world crumbles. When it leads to a nuclear winter situation in America by changing the gulf stream, be sure to blame Al for not doing anything about it. Iām sure the yahoos will believe you then, too. if they can defrost their TVs.
vldazzle almost 15 years ago
Very funny today, Wiley - and some of the comments too.
vldazzle almost 15 years ago
Is this bikini the spammer? I saw the same post on FBFW
coot31 almost 15 years ago
Yeah, bikini030 is a covert spammer. Flagged
ChazNCenTex almost 15 years ago
Would anyone WANT to hallucinate about being trapped on a desert island with a shark circling it? Now if it was a dessert islandā¦..with a tartar sauce fountainā¦
papatotwins almost 15 years ago
You can tell these gentlemen are Democrats. If they were Republicans, they would be hallucinating Sarah Palin in leather. And sheās saying something that makes sense.
Wiley creator almost 15 years ago
Pleaseā¦ will you people leave the political rhetoric out of here? Youāre not swaying anyone, so just give it a rest.
runninanreadin almost 15 years ago
grapfhicsā¦āI get to see things in real black and whiteā¦I disPISE electric pink!ā āOh well, another day, another blue, green, electric yellow dollarā¦ā āCome and bless itā¦grub!ā¦grub!ā WOW! I havenāt heard that in QUITE some timeā¦maybe I need some of that Rhode Apple Redā¦lol
bmonk almost 15 years ago
I like the old cartoon of the two fellows crawling through the desert when one of them reaches up and grabs the horizon lineā¦as good a meta-joke (and use of cartoon conventions) as the one here.
Kaero almost 15 years ago
Ahhhā¦this makes me feel so much better about my Benadryl-induced haze. (I mean, Iāve just got six-foot-tall invisible white rabbits in MY living room.)
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
I sure like reading Non Sequitur in this forum. Our newspaper insists on squishing it into a tiny never changing box. Great idea for a cartoon today. I lean towards believing itās the guy in the desert that is hallucinating. I havenāt seen mushers but I have seen bodies of water on the horizon that you can never get to.
benbrilling almost 15 years ago
I donāt think the dogsled one fits very well, but it does balance the picture. Iāve seen dozens of stranded in the desert and on little island cartoons, but I donāt recall any dogsled ones. If you see a picture of someone on a dogsled you assume heās going somewhere, not stranded. Nevertheless, Iām willing to suspend disbelief and enjoy the joke. =]
Wildmustang1262 almost 15 years ago
How can the shark swim in shallow water around an island with a man? Shrink all of images into a rectangle box.
Barbaratoo almost 15 years ago
Kaero - my catās not named Pooka for nuthinā. Harvey is one of my favorite, favorite movies. And sometimes I do think my cat is a pookaā¦āAnd how are you, Mr. Wilson? Who in the encyclopedia wants to know!ā
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 15 years ago
This looks like a preview of next weekās episode of āLost.ā
cfimeiatpap almost 15 years ago
This is a masterpieceā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ Well done Mr. Miller.
alfracto almost 15 years ago
The guy with the dogsled is the only one who isnāt in need of help, unless thereās a polar bear nearby.
1148559 almost 15 years ago
@ plus4,
You are right. It does look better in black and white.
kbcds almost 15 years ago
So, in only one panel, Wiley brilliantly explains all of the various plot twists of āLOSTā.
treered almost 15 years ago
yeah, in black & white you donāt have to fiddle with the borders between sand/water/snow. Great Toon!
pawpawbear almost 15 years ago
WOW!!!!!!!
Justice22 almost 15 years ago
Since the sledder has run out of snow heās in trouble tooā¦ Good one!
Varnes almost 15 years ago
runninandreadin, great Firesign reference. I bet you always have a Wiz in the fridge. Itās good for the hullabalucesā¦.
Rarely1 almost 15 years ago
I would love to see a line a greeting cards by Wiley. How about it Wiley? Your stuff is just too good.
Trebor39 almost 15 years ago
No politics, just good comics. Thank you Wiley.
Crewman_6 almost 15 years ago
Itās not a hallucination. Theyāre in Texas!
silentbutdeadly almost 15 years ago
I wonder if the sled dogs are looking forward to using that cactus?
treered almost 15 years ago
1626 just noticed ehrnmm the spammer! flag time!
CatComixzStudios almost 15 years ago
Now THIS would have made a good 4/20 comic!
cateymoore Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Absolutely marvelous confluence of the 3 cliches! Do I hear the Twilight Zone theme in the background?
kfaatz925 almost 15 years ago
Brilliant, Wiley! Thanks for the laugh!
Smoobor almost 15 years ago
Thank you CatComixzStudios. I see I wasnāt the only one who thought the same things.
artisanx almost 15 years ago
Hey, Can ANYONE TRACE AND THEN FLAME OUT THAT SPAMMER?! There should be an X-Prize offered!
bigbaldjohn almost 15 years ago
Wiley, I get it; itās funny!
MisngNOLA almost 15 years ago
Dogsniff, I used ābastigeā as an alternative to a probably bleepable word describing a fatherless person. The quote is from Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, is probably not exactly right, and is made by Hunter S. Thompson who is hallucinating at the time he says it. Obscure reference to be sure, but thatās the direction my mind wandered :-)
steven02345 almost 15 years ago
I guess the good that men do gets buried while one boast gets slammed in AL Goreās face for political expediency. No one gives him credit for his relentless efforts in spreading the internet to schools and such as Vice President, we just take his exageration and hold that as our excuse for not believing in Climate Change. I guess believe what you wishā¦
pbarnrob almost 15 years ago
The first Google hit for ābastigeā is Urban Dictionary; āā¦someone extremely annoying but not worth wasting foul language on.ā
Sounds like Thompson, all right!
And on the politics side: You may or not believe the data about Climate Change, but we will all see it soon enough. So keep in mind the backing of the deniers, and their entrenched investment in Status Quo, which is going to be changing; that scares many people (Tea Partiers come to mind.)