Close to Home by John McPherson for April 21, 2010

It’s great if you have the one tooth…

After using the ox’s tail for dental floss, a large quantity of Listerine would be a good idea.

That’s the only dental floss that has a kick to it.

Not recommended.

Kinda hairy,ain’t it? ROFL

That’s the reason that he has just one tooth.

That’s what you call,’Taking the bull by the tail and facing the situation’!

more like ‘mental’ floss, you’d have to be crazy to use it….

Looks like, if he yanks on the ‘dental floss’ too hard, he’ll get early acupuncture.

I’m not sure I’d want to stand by that end of the bull! Or the other end for that matter!

lol batty … I was thinking the same thing

NASTY!! LOL!!

Clear winner of the “Over the Top” contest!!

I am afraid to ask, but what was the “Early Toothpaste” John?

Is the result of pulling the bull’s tail similar to pulling your dad’s finger? eeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

I wonder if it makes his breath better or worse?

BS