Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 08, 2015

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    In fact, you’re already too forward…I think you’d better fall back, before I clock you.

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    orinoco womble  over 9 years ago

    Q: Why should you never clean an oldfashioned watch in the kitchen?

    A: Because you’ll get ticks all over the table.

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    jreckard  over 9 years ago

    I think Pop is a bit wound up.

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    mac04416  over 9 years ago

    Yeah ! Watch out kid….I know what your ticking by looking at your face.

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    Emmett Wayne  over 9 years ago

    Well at least she has no reason to miss curfew.

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    P51Strega  over 9 years ago

    “You’d better not be making time with my daughter or I’ll be ticked off”

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    Plods with ...™  over 9 years ago

    “I have no problem going back to jail.”

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    NaturLvr  over 9 years ago

    They just want to make time for each other.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 9 years ago

    He has more issues than Time magazine

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    krcaddis  over 9 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHzcHK3uV-Y

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    DanReynolds  over 9 years ago

    Now, just a second there….

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago
    ♫ No hugging, no kissing until you make me your wife…

    Don’t give me no lines, and keep your hands to yourself. ♫

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    blunebottle  over 9 years ago

    Oh, Daddy, it’s not like we’re going to be making time……

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