Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 22, 2010

Panty hose.

We know what Bears DO in the woods, but I’m afraid to ask anything more.

I don’t want to know.

The Merry Men were originally called the Gay Blades, which might explain the costumes that were left over from their figure skating routines.

Bung seems to be one getting tight.

Chicks go hysterical.

Robbing Hood and men in tights? Its been done http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107977/

In the new verson of Robbin Hood…is Russel Crow wearing tights?

That doesn’t look like a marsmallow they’re toasting…

We’re men, we’re men in tights… (With apologies to Mel Brooks)

I don’t think it’s a marshmellow either. I think it’s a hot dog.

Bung is wearing knee socks. There isn’t a Robin Hood movie as good as “The Adventures of Robin Hood” with Errol Flynn, Basil Rathbone, Olivia deHavilland, and Alan Hale Sr.

I’m looking forward to the new movie coming out actually… looks good in the previews…

LOL @ Sheik! Good one! Also, I couldn’t agree with you more, pamlicorat!

napllp said, about 2 hours ago We’re men, we’re men in tights… (With apologies to Mel Brooks)

TIGHT - tights No apology whatsoever

Yes, you’ve both been around too long…fashions changed beyond your neck of the woods about, what was it, two hundred years ago?

(Sorry, the last famous man I recall in tights was Louis XIV the Sun King.)

Considering that there were no synthetics and all of the elasticity in the fabrics would have come from the yarn twist and weave or knit, “tights” in those days would probably have been like my granddad’s long drawers after a few washings.

What about Mikhail Baryshnikov?

Good movie, pamlicorat

Good Morning, Dogsniff

agreed pamlicorat, especially the sword fight between Rathbone (who was an accomplished swordsman - remember the duel between him & Tyrone Power in Mark of Zorro?) & Flynn.

The Flynn/Rathbone/Hale Robin Hood was great, but I also liked the one with Sean Connery as Robin.

I think Bung’s knees are a result of him falling out of the tree yesterday.

They didn’t have the money to buy hot dogs. They’re roasting night crawlers.

Bung’s too loaded to realize what he’s wearing.

Hi, Dogsniff.

JanCinVV- Good movie! I own that one too. There is also a good sword fight in Capt. Blood between Rathbone & Fylnn and one in The Princess Bride with Cary Elwes & Mandy Pantinkin.

Does anybody out there Really expect Russell Crowe to be any better than Kevin Costner was?

What’s the deal with the tights?….

All the better to show you my ‘codpiece’ my dear….

looks like a catapiler on a stick