Garfield by Jim Davis for April 06, 2015

Please don’t let it be diet time.

If Jon goes out the door and Garfield closes (as well as locks) the door, Garfield will think he’s still not fat.

I still have an old bookmark with Garfield eating a houseplant saying, “Everything tastes good when you’re on a diet!”

Garfield, is trying to get rid of Monday

The fat cat is in denial.

I wonder who he’s talking to.

Okay, Jon. Now cover your eyes. Does he still look fat?

Look in some fairground mirrors, Garfield.

Then you can see how much weight you’ve lost.

A mirror never lies.

xxx

The ONLY debate I will have with you is whether lawyers or cable news channels lie more. I say lawyers — there’s more of them.