Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 12, 2015

Of the 100, or so, ways to loose a girlfriend this has got to be #3 (at the very least)!

There’s boxed wine, how about boxed perfume?

I have a better idea, try bathing.

Almost as bad as Milk in a bag, which is sold in parts of Canada.

I know a lady who uses a block and tackle to dip herself into a 55 gallon drum of her putrid stench. (At least that’s what I imagine to be the only way she can stink that bad.)