Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 13, 2015

Of the 100 or so ways to lose a girlfriend (I can only come up with 100 off the top of my head) this one comes in at #2 with a bullet!

He became a Burning Ring of Fire!

remember that a band of gold is much cheaper than a diamond

Be careful. She could shove that ring up your nose with a rubber hose! Excuse me as I date myself.