Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 17, 2015
February 16, 2015
February 18, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Tahiti, we kidnapped you because you're killing the people of Pineapple Island with your greedy hold on their food supply. Tahiti Jones: I leave all that stuff to my second in command, Mr. Jenga! He told me that he was selling food at only 2 percent over whole foods' prices! I'm no monster! I would never price-gouge the people who produced my wonderful girlfriend here! Cobra Carson: Are you tearing up? Man, love has wimped you up good, Haywire. Rip Haywire: It's not that! I'm just allergic to peaceful reconciliation!
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
Break out the Claritin© and the tissues.
johnrussco over 9 years ago
Mercy! The plot doth thicken.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 9 years ago
Yeah right, Rip! Like I’m buying that for a dollar!
imbaldeagle over 9 years ago
Next, Dan will have Rip in the gym for cardio – no violent action with peaceful reconciliation.
reverendike over 9 years ago
2 percent OVER Whole Paycheck prices? Nobody can afford that!
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Any more sentiment in that van and Rip is going to projectile vomiting.
B LeCren over 9 years ago
Those second in commands will throw you under the bus every time…
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Tahiti’s no monster… He’s merely a tyrant. Big difference.
StoicLion1973 over 9 years ago
She can’t help it; she’s messed up every chance at love with Rip and he’s moved on. Team Breezy for life!
Josh Rebich over 9 years ago
I hope the next strip or later will have a panel that will have Cobra’s foot step on a pedal.