The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for February 19, 2015

Yum! nothing tastes better than out of date cottage cheese. Just scrape off that pesky green stuff.

Ah… “Dairy Air.”

Rock bottom prices?Just please don’t cut the cheese.

Crust Foods would and did throw that stuff out…“Dairy Air” is right behind their dumpsters…You know, on the back side of the block.One man’s dumpster, another man’s bottom line.OK, OK, so I used that word already…don’t be cheeky.

They do like the “Manager’s Special” at Crust Foods though. A little dilute bleach and some tomato gravy and the meat is just fine. Saves money on laxatives, too.Burl particularly likes to get steak this way for when Ma comes over. Who cares if it has been thawed and refrozen a couple of times?

The man had them at “SMART” He sure knows how to rein them in doesn’t he???

Helps explain the constant miasma emanating from their bathroom. You’ve heard of the food chain? Well here, the sour cream started as milk. The cottage cheese started as sour cream. And the feta cheese stated as cottage cheese. He got permission to dive the Crust Food dumpsters by telling them it was for his pigs. He wasn’t lying.

A store named Dairy Air helps the Penny’s derrieres keep their current shape.

It looks like Julie spent some time on this strip. Lots of fun things to notice. I particularly enjoy the clear tape on the first returned check sign.

ewwwwww