Coming Soon 👀 At the beginning of April, you’ll be
introduced to a brand-new GoComics! See more information here. Subscribers, check your
email for more details.
Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 23, 2015
February 22, 2015
February 24, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: Where's Pig today?
Rat: He's working. He got a job as an unmotivational speaker.
Goat: You mean 'motivational' speaker.
Rat: no, I don't.
Pig: So go out and nap, nap nap!
Has anyone every been motivated by a motivational speaker for more than five minutes after they leave the room? Motivational speakers are on my File 13 list.
Kali39 almost 10 years ago
Isn’t that Rat’s job?
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
I wanted to hear the rest of Pig’s speech, but I dozed off.
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
Good luck competing with Josh Sundquist, Pig.
wiselad almost 10 years ago
rats job is to make others work hard for HIS DREAMS, and forget their dreams
Opus Croakus almost 10 years ago
And he lives in a VAN down by the RIVER!
nosirrom almost 10 years ago
I guess we should all sleep on Pig’s advice.
BlackTie almost 10 years ago
Pig better watch out. Little Caesar’s have that new bacon wrapped crust.
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
So I mean , how it going to fill my pockets, if we Tax Rich folks more…Duh
Vonne Anton almost 10 years ago
I find the encouragement to take a nap very motivational.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Pig has unmotivated me!Zzzzz!
Squoop almost 10 years ago
I was greatly inspired by the book, “Autopilot: The Art and Science of Doing Nothing” by Andrew Smart
lmonteros almost 10 years ago
Has anyone every been motivated by a motivational speaker for more than five minutes after they leave the room? Motivational speakers are on my File 13 list.
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
It could be worse if he was saying, ’Now go out there and Pan, Pan , Pan.
Number Three almost 10 years ago
Garfield would love Pig right now.
So would Andy Capp.
xxx
claire de la lune. almost 10 years ago
I’ve got some unmotivation…
mbzylnf2 almost 10 years ago
Shouldn’t it be demotivational?