Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 23, 2015

Isn’t that Rat’s job?

I wanted to hear the rest of Pig’s speech, but I dozed off.

Good luck competing with Josh Sundquist, Pig.

rats job is to make others work hard for HIS DREAMS, and forget their dreams

And he lives in a VAN down by the RIVER!

I guess we should all sleep on Pig’s advice.

Pig better watch out. Little Caesar’s have that new bacon wrapped crust.

So I mean , how it going to fill my pockets, if we Tax Rich folks more…Duh

I find the encouragement to take a nap very motivational.

Pig has unmotivated me!Zzzzz!

I was greatly inspired by the book, “Autopilot: The Art and Science of Doing Nothing” by Andrew Smart

Has anyone every been motivated by a motivational speaker for more than five minutes after they leave the room? Motivational speakers are on my File 13 list.

It could be worse if he was saying, ’Now go out there and Pan, Pan , Pan.

Garfield would love Pig right now.

So would Andy Capp.

xxx

I’ve got some unmotivation…

Shouldn’t it be demotivational?