Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for April 30, 2010

Sounds like they want to create a guano collection.

….Looking for a Loft or a Penthouse?

Hmmmmm…..that’ll be really hard to find now a days….

Would a computer mouse pad work?

SHEIK I thought bats left guano and birds left &$#@*

we also need something in a high-rise

So newspapers really DO have a future?

(My hometown papers, the Phila. Inquirer and Daily News, were just bought at bankruptcy auction this week.)

(Lewreader: Both birds and bats leave guano. Obviously you don’t know guano.)

even some of those local independent weekly newspapers are shutting down, , maybe people need to start asking for paper bags at the grocery store

LA TIMES will suit you just fine

But my animals won’t even leave their @$*&& on them these days.