Eno: So the witness has to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Is that right, Judge?
Judge: That's correct.
Eno: I'd like her phone number.
Eno is available. And apparently hasn’t earned enough hours of insurable work to qualify for EI. (employment insurance, used to be called unemployment insurance). If you’re receiving it, you don’t qualify for jury duty – jury duty isn’t work and it isn’t out looking for work. and since jury duty isn’t work…. but they do pay enough for beer and pizza…. which works out just fine for Eno.
GROG Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Objection!
*Objection sustained!
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
can I leave early…have a pie in the oven?
jtviper7 almost 10 years ago
It’s that same old lady in the front row…
Agent54 almost 10 years ago
Truth can hurt Eno—— "my phone number is none of your ** business !!!
FireMedic almost 10 years ago
I don’t want to be tried by a group of people not smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
Eno is available. And apparently hasn’t earned enough hours of insurable work to qualify for EI. (employment insurance, used to be called unemployment insurance). If you’re receiving it, you don’t qualify for jury duty – jury duty isn’t work and it isn’t out looking for work. and since jury duty isn’t work…. but they do pay enough for beer and pizza…. which works out just fine for Eno.