Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 24, 2015
February 23, 2015
February 25, 2015
Transcript:
Man: The attractive mercenaries and our boss drove off the cliff! Man 2: Now, it's our turn to run this island! I can't wait to allow walmart to build a store here! Tahiti Jones: Whew! Good thing I shelled out extra for the "Clifftop-plummet-strength" air bags in this thing! Tahiti Jones: Kiwi, darling, I'm ok. You can stop worring about me. Rip Haywire: Seriously, kid, try OkCupid or something! Anything but Tahiti Jones!
Kali39 over 9 years ago
Opening a Walmart. Wow, those guys ARE evil!
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
I think you’d better check on Cobra. She doesn’t look so good.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
He paid extra for air bags? Well, now… There may be hope for him yet.
B LeCren over 9 years ago
And not just any air bags… the cliff-top-plummet strength ones!
johnrussco over 9 years ago
Kiwi, so that’s it!
johnrussco over 9 years ago
Walmart is evil
DorianKTB over 9 years ago
Ah, don’t worry about Cobra; she’s got nine lives and then some!
Kali39 over 9 years ago
“Why? they promise to pay more than minimum wage!”.0.0001 cent below subsistence level, yes…