Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 28, 2010

One way or the other.

@bird…you’re right.

^heads or tails?

Scary… the tombstone is right!

Its not if you win or lose, its who gets the biggest tombstone.

These have been nice, but I would like to see Danae soon. Thanks.

The answer is 4 … or according to Wiley I believe it is 42.

Patience has her virtue, Possess her if you can. She seldom sleeps with women, And never with a man.

In that case, Patience can bloody well buy her own bloody drink.

“all sanity is lost.”

Morrison was certainly impatient for the grave, Dogs.

“But he’ll live forever in our hearts. Goodbye, Mr. Stints.”

Stone Temple P(i)lots?

Wiley didn’t come up with 42, it’s a Hitchhiker’s Guide reference.

The man under the tombstone committed suicide with a handgun shot. What then?

♫♪♫ “And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make…” ♫ ♪

And a couple of rows over are the vacationers! I wonder if they walk past the famous last words secction on their way in? Wiley would do a killing if he marketed a map to the Cemetary and maybe all of Non-sequitur land!

Some people get there quicker than others but ♪♫♪Only the good die young♪♫♪

BTW, I’m still pissed about Lennon getting killed…….it sucks!

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wnts to die.

If you are born to hang, you won’t drown!

Submachine, .”….her own bloody drink.” Really?

“Life’s a bleeep and then you die.” I prefer the clean version of this: “Life’s a beach and then you die.”

Hey, all you cool commenters up there, tell me how you key the music notes and stuff! What are the shortcuts.

(I didn’t post “bleep.” The admin did it for me so my context is a little skewed.)

I think this is a proctologist’s tombstone

Barbaratoo

{ALT} 13 creates this ♪ {ALT} 14 creates ths ♫ This is the rest pressing {ALT} 1 through 12: ☺ ☻ ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ • ◘ ○ ◙ ♂ ♀

Is this an argument for or against patience? I’m sure not going to wait to find out!

Joe-Allen,, Then virgin means “man-alcohol”?

Grog Thanks very much. Only knew the upper scale Alt - ³ the degree sign. Alt 252 ³, Alt 253², Alt 254 ■, Alt 258 ☻, ♥alt 259.

Great strip again Wiley, but I prefer W. C. Fields epitaph: “I’d rather be in Philadephia.”

LOL @ nighthawks for “I think this is a proctologist’s tombstone”

No matter where you go…there you are. ‘Nuff said.

┼ - What’s needed for this country. ‘Nuff said.

is it even an argument? me thinks the “owner” of the tombstone got the last laugh! btw, he who dies with the biggest tombstone, still dies…

But 007 lived twice.

Hey Grog, I heard that only the young die good.

Which way after die, Heaven or Hell???

“It all works out in the end”….

or it doesn’t.

My epitaph:

End of Construction

Thank You for Your Patience

♪When I die , I may not go to heaven (I don’t know if they let cowboys in) If they don’t just let me go to Texas, Lord Texas is as close as I’ve been. ♫ ☺

Apathetic or Optimistic? That is the question. :)

My personal favorite epitaph: “It Happens.” (I feel like that isn’t really what the deceased intended. ;) )

I think the idea behind the word “virtue” is those qualities that make you “manly”.

I tried ALT 13 and got nothing. Am I doing it wrong?

“DEATH” ;The greatest equalizer.

ALT 13 works for me. Use the number pad with NUM LOCK on. Hold the ALT and type 1 3 and let go ALT. ♪ ♪ and so on.

Barbaratoo,

Next time try “female dog with puppies”.

grog, very cool!

“Dear Lord give me patience but hurry up about it!”

actual epitaph “I told you I was sick”

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heh…heh…

Aha! Thanks, W6BXQ!

And thanks to all the people who posted the shortcuts. Cool.

♪♀♂ Really strange, though, they don’t work in other programs like Outlook.