And a couple of rows over are the vacationers! I wonder if they walk past the famous last words secction on their way in? Wiley would do a killing if he marketed a map to the Cemetary and maybe all of Non-sequitur land!
♪When I die , I may not go to heaven
(I don’t know if they let cowboys in)
If they don’t just let me go to Texas, Lord
Texas is as close as I’ve been. ♫
☺
alviebird about 14 years ago
One way or the other.
Pacejv about 14 years ago
@bird…you’re right.
Pacejv about 14 years ago
^heads or tails?
ejcapulet about 14 years ago
Scary… the tombstone is right!
lewisbower about 14 years ago
Its not if you win or lose, its who gets the biggest tombstone.
cdward about 14 years ago
These have been nice, but I would like to see Danae soon. Thanks.
vexatron1984 about 14 years ago
The answer is 4 … or according to Wiley I believe it is 42.
madKanga about 14 years ago
Patience has her virtue, Possess her if you can. She seldom sleeps with women, And never with a man.
wicky about 14 years ago
In that case, Patience can bloody well buy her own bloody drink.
ninmas about 14 years ago
“all sanity is lost.”
freeholder1 about 14 years ago
Morrison was certainly impatient for the grave, Dogs.
“But he’ll live forever in our hearts. Goodbye, Mr. Stints.”
freeholder1 about 14 years ago
Stone Temple P(i)lots?
HabaneroBuck about 14 years ago
Wiley didn’t come up with 42, it’s a Hitchhiker’s Guide reference.
The man under the tombstone committed suicide with a handgun shot. What then?
Varnes about 14 years ago
♫♪♫ “And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make…” ♫ ♪
Potrzebie about 14 years ago
And a couple of rows over are the vacationers! I wonder if they walk past the famous last words secction on their way in? Wiley would do a killing if he marketed a map to the Cemetary and maybe all of Non-sequitur land!
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
Some people get there quicker than others but ♪♫♪Only the good die young♪♫♪
Varnes about 14 years ago
BTW, I’m still pissed about Lennon getting killed…….it sucks!
fredbuhl about 14 years ago
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wnts to die.
thirdguy about 14 years ago
If you are born to hang, you won’t drown!
Submachine, .”….her own bloody drink.” Really?
Barbaratoo about 14 years ago
“Life’s a bleeep and then you die.” I prefer the clean version of this: “Life’s a beach and then you die.”
Hey, all you cool commenters up there, tell me how you key the music notes and stuff! What are the shortcuts.
Barbaratoo about 14 years ago
(I didn’t post “bleep.” The admin did it for me so my context is a little skewed.)
Nighthawks Premium Member about 14 years ago
I think this is a proctologist’s tombstone
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
Barbaratoo
{ALT} 13 creates this ♪ {ALT} 14 creates ths ♫ This is the rest pressing {ALT} 1 through 12: ☺ ☻ ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ • ◘ ○ ◙ ♂ ♀
bmonk about 14 years ago
Is this an argument for or against patience? I’m sure not going to wait to find out!
Justice22 about 14 years ago
Joe-Allen,, Then virgin means “man-alcohol”?
MatureCanadian about 14 years ago
Grog Thanks very much. Only knew the upper scale Alt - ³ the degree sign. Alt 252 ³, Alt 253², Alt 254 ■, Alt 258 ☻, ♥alt 259.
Great strip again Wiley, but I prefer W. C. Fields epitaph: “I’d rather be in Philadephia.”
lazygrazer about 14 years ago
LOL @ nighthawks for “I think this is a proctologist’s tombstone”
thekingster about 14 years ago
No matter where you go…there you are. ‘Nuff said.
thekingster about 14 years ago
┼ - What’s needed for this country. ‘Nuff said.
treered about 14 years ago
is it even an argument? me thinks the “owner” of the tombstone got the last laugh! btw, he who dies with the biggest tombstone, still dies…
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
But 007 lived twice.
1148559 about 14 years ago
Hey Grog, I heard that only the young die good.
Wildmustang1262 about 14 years ago
Which way after die, Heaven or Hell???
HabaneroBuck about 14 years ago
“It all works out in the end”….
or it doesn’t.
alviebird about 14 years ago
My epitaph:
End of Construction
Thank You for Your Patience
Siberman about 14 years ago
♪When I die , I may not go to heaven (I don’t know if they let cowboys in) If they don’t just let me go to Texas, Lord Texas is as close as I’ve been. ♫ ☺
COGNIZANT about 14 years ago
Apathetic or Optimistic? That is the question. :)
kfaatz925 about 14 years ago
My personal favorite epitaph: “It Happens.” (I feel like that isn’t really what the deceased intended. ;) )
bmonk about 14 years ago
I think the idea behind the word “virtue” is those qualities that make you “manly”.
cdward about 14 years ago
I tried ALT 13 and got nothing. Am I doing it wrong?
davesmithsit about 14 years ago
“DEATH” ;The greatest equalizer.
W6BXQ, John about 14 years ago
ALT 13 works for me. Use the number pad with NUM LOCK on. Hold the ALT and type 1 3 and let go ALT. ♪ ♪ and so on.
W6BXQ, John about 14 years ago
Barbaratoo,
Next time try “female dog with puppies”.
thirdguy about 14 years ago
grog, very cool!
Yakety Sax about 14 years ago
“Dear Lord give me patience but hurry up about it!”
actual epitaph “I told you I was sick”
alviebird about 14 years ago
♪♫♪♫
heh…heh…
Barbaratoo about 14 years ago
Aha! Thanks, W6BXQ!
And thanks to all the people who posted the shortcuts. Cool.
MatureCanadian about 14 years ago
♪♀♂ Really strange, though, they don’t work in other programs like Outlook.