Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 28, 2010

ACK!! You’ve killed a Lockhorn!

Uh oh, vehicular homicide is a bad thing, Lio.

Lio! You crashed through your left frame and through the Lockhorns’ right frame! Did you ever get instructions on how to drive that thing? What about the guy you’ve run over?

You’d think she would be happy that he’s gone. Now she can be one of those cougars everybody’s talking about nowadays.

Tea Party or not–don’t tread on me.

This is why the fourth wall is a good thing.

Well, that effectively killed THAT argument.

well at least they won’t be arguing all the time anymore-thanks Lio lol.

I can’t believe the syndicate let you get away with that!

YES, it’s about time! (oops, did I say that out loud)

It was suicide. If Lio had backed over him, he would be face down with his head sticking out.

Or is this another case of cartoon physics 101?

Now on to Family circus, Mary Worth, Blondie, Hagar the Horrible and all the comics that should have been killed five hundred years ago!!!!

So Mrs.L had already knocked Mr.L down before Lio ran over him?

It’s the only way that Lio could have run over his head first.

“all sanity is lost.”

And don’t stop there; Mallard Fillmore’s the next ‘toon over.

Shouldn’t this toon be reversed? Lockhorns would be after Lio alphabetically. Or am I being a spelling/grammar Nazi?

I think this joke tanked Lio.

Three stiripes and your out, NOLA. :0)

Isn’t that a half-track? Only half-marked his face?

Lilo vs. Leroy: don’t worry Lockhorn will rise from the grave, kill every kid on the block while pursuing Lio until the underbed arm grabs him and….Sorry, Friday the 13th remake on my mind.

Is no comic strip safe from Lio?!

I think you missed one. Back up

Whoops .

Leroy should be on his stomach. Was he already living down when Lio ran over him?

i guess the lockhorns won’t lock horns anymore

luv lio’s expression

Oh don’t worry about it. He’s a toon. Drop a safe on them & they walk away from it.

I always imagined the male Lockhorn meeting Andy Capp up at the pub for a pint.

No no, Lio, you got it the wrong way around; HE was the one who paid you to run over HER!

Oh bleeep, no more arguing, what a shame!

He’s probably going to still blame his wife’s poor driving for this

Geezz - you would think that Mrs. Lockhorn would be ecstatic.

Lio is tearin’ em up!

Hah! It looks like Mr. Lockhorn is under there doing some repair or maintenance work. He’ll come scooting out on one of those little dollies with a grease streak down his face and tell Lio about how the doohickie is misaligned, so the thing-a-ma-bob needs to be replaced. How *is* Lio’s credit rating, anyway?

Might want to get a rear-view mirror for backing-in, Lio!