Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 14, 2015

Well, Duck Dodgers can find the way now…

George got his own planet?

(Mel:) "Oh, that’s why I couldn’t find it! I was looking in the wrong place…..the telescope was set to Gnome planets!

Planet Wikipedia

Try backing up one.

A little more to the right. Nope, you’ve gone too far, that’s planet Z.

But then, Y, Dr. Mel?Y?!

Looks like the logo for Waterstones (a bookshop chain here in Britain).

Duck Dodgers will finally discover Planet X in the 24th and a half century.

That’s nearly Planet WordPress!

Sorry all, but as telescopes invert images, that’s Planet M, half of the M&M pair of planets, which, as you’ll recall, stand for “Mars and Murrie”. Of course, Murrie passed too close to the Sun and melted, and all we have now is Mars. So Doc, ya gotta ways to go yet.

Sorry, have to say it; that planet is being mooned by two orbiting satellites, right, Rumsfeld and Cheney?

A friend of mine typed a W in a trillion-point font. He calculated that if printed, it would take up more than the surface area of the Moon.

Missed it by that much.

At least it’s round like a pie. If you are (or not) into pi, then to be more precise- at a certain time today (already happened once) it will be 3/14/15 9:26 53"