If children are left unattended in my company, they will be given coffee and a free kitten.
And chocolate, don’t forget the chocolate and other candies.
the sign in the vet’s office says “unaccompanied children will be given sugar and a free puppy”
…will be given red bull and a kazoo.
Diner sign =unattended childern will be fried with a side of fava beans !
Why would you do that to kittens and puppies? Isn’t there enough violence in the world? Give then nerf guns instead! :-)
Or a drum set.
Unattended children will be given a set of “Baby’s First Bagpipes.”
First iteration of this sign that I saw was in a plumbing supply store:" a cup of espresso & a puppy." Whatever the choices, I love the image.
ladykat almost 10 years ago
And chocolate, don’t forget the chocolate and other candies.
fuzzybritches almost 10 years ago
the sign in the vet’s office says “unaccompanied children will be given sugar and a free puppy”
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 10 years ago
…will be given red bull and a kazoo.
What? Me worried ? almost 10 years ago
Diner sign =unattended childern will be fried with a side of fava beans !
Map_One almost 10 years ago
Why would you do that to kittens and puppies? Isn’t there enough violence in the world? Give then nerf guns instead! :-)
serenasakitty almost 10 years ago
Or a drum set.
phoenixnyc almost 10 years ago
Unattended children will be given a set of “Baby’s First Bagpipes.”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago
First iteration of this sign that I saw was in a plumbing supply store:" a cup of espresso & a puppy." Whatever the choices, I love the image.