Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 13, 2015

Lucky it didn’t affect your employment.

If that would only work for Peter Parker on J. Jonah Jameson.

Now Rat knows that messages like that should not be signed, except with “Yo mama.”

I’ll never confuse Rat for Dilbert (or Wally…).

Rat, I see the problem. You’re only using your left hand to cuss with.

Did it affect your raise upward? If so, I might need to try that.

Probably the Cafe Boss couldn’t decipher Rat’s bizarre spelling….

The important thing is to actually use the special characters rather than spell things out.

Rat, must unionized to not get fired for that one

Seems to me that Rat is the condecender.

Rat has a job? I can’t remember him working since he got fired from Joe’s Roastery.

I did the same thing only with polite language and a offer to step aside so he could hire someone who would do the job more to his liking. It actually got him off my case.

he hasn’t worked in a while, i thought. what’s up here?

Now why am I not surprised?

xxx

Yay, Rat!!! I’ve had a few bosses that deserved that kind of response.

Subtle, Rat. Subtle.

If this occur in The Wolf of Wall Street, there is 0% chance of getting fired…

Whoa, rat has job.