Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 14, 2015
March 13, 2015
March 15, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: I started dating this woman who's a medical doctor. But she told me she didn't like me and wanted to break up. Goat: What did you say? Pig: What did you say? I asked for a second opinion. Doctors are easily offended.
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
Pig wanted a second opinion, so he asked another doctor, and couldn’t get a date with him either.
wiselad almost 10 years ago
but she was telling the truth, “you are a pig and have rats as friend, and don’t try to use a scapegoat”
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
he went wee wee all the way home
Sandfan almost 10 years ago
Doctor Doctor, gimme the news I got aBad case of lovin’ youNo pill’s gonna cure my ill I’ve got aBad case of lovin’ you
Vonne Anton almost 10 years ago
Swine flu side effect.
corzak almost 10 years ago
Of course, a classic Rodney Dangerfield line comes to mind:“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.”
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Probably the only time I didn’t seek a second opinion was after a visit to my proctologist.
abbybookcase almost 10 years ago
pi day. go eat pie and pig
dutchs almost 10 years ago
Doctor: You’re too fat.Patient: I want a second opinion.Doctor: Okay, you’re ugly, too.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
I find it hard to take seriously the opinion of a doctor-woman who would date Pig in the first place.
Number Three almost 10 years ago
No medicine can fix Pig’s broken heart.xxx
barister almost 10 years ago
Now that was funny. LOL.
claire de la lune. almost 10 years ago
If it was 9:26, you’re golden.
knight1192a over 9 years ago
Does his healthcare plan cover a second opinion?