Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 06, 2015

“May or may not”? Looks like he did. (Time to get the broom and dust pan, Spork.)

Is The Force with you?

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I get too frustrated to force any thing to open. Have been known to throw stuff across the room. Not too often tho, Husband gets mad! lol

@TonyFor compound force I use these…They come in both left and right models.

May the force be with youI suppose someone has said it already…

Well…. I was an Air Force brat…Some of that stuff stuck with me for years..but I finally shook it off…. I think.

@Tony RubinoIn opinions, maybe. Not in action, with these stick arms of mine.

I conquered snack packages with the force of scissors. Dotted lines are merely an irritant.

@Tony Rubinore: AVANT GAUCHE!.And all this time I thought sleeping bags were the soft taco of the bear world.

I think if the people who designed packages also designed prisons we’d all sleep better at night.

How many fingernails have you broken where it says “Press here”? Do those self-closing strips on plastic bags ever actually work? “Tear here” is the strongest part of a package. This is where teeth, scissors, and clothespins come in handy.

I don’t know if the Force is with me, but is sure was with Harrison Ford.

I’ve been know to force a thing or two in my time.