Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 25, 2010

I like her already.

“SUCKER”

i thought wizards were smart… i guess if he was he wouldn’t have meryed her in the first place.

I’ve got this fence that needs whitewashing…

There’s a sucker born every minute & 2 more to carry him out.

Once again Blanch triumphs over the Wiz, a sweeping victory.

The thing is, reverse psychology only works for so long; eventually, he’ll catch on!

Just goes to show, ego trumps magic.

Man, he thought he is good :D.

wat is jerry doin there?

he’s tring to prove something

legaleagle48 said, about 9 hours ago

The thing is, reverse psychology only works for so long; eventually, he’ll catch on!

I’m not so sure about that in this case anyway. The Wiz never seems to remember he has a magic wand and knows how to use it.

It’s a good thing there’s no sorcerer’s apprentice. We know how that would turn out.

LOL If I said that to my husband, he’d just agree and tell me I’d better do it myself if I want it done right.

…So… seems I don’t have the copyright to THIS vacuum-cleaning solution?

“Brush up your, Johnny Hart. Start misquoting him now!!!”

Why doesn’t Wiz cast a spell to make all of the dust just vanish?

oooo i need to remember this! who knows when this could be useful

“If you’re good, they’ll give you all of the work. If you’re really good, you’ll get out of doing it.”

I’m not even married & I saw that one coming.

Uh, guys, for the record the Wizard usually outsmarts Blanch. The rarity of this turnabout is one reason why it’s so funny.

Of course, outsmarting Blanch is one thing and getting out from under her thumb is another…

Yes, what happened to the mouse?

She’s so good, he volunteers before she says anything.

Good thing she didn’t need to MOP! Remember, “The Sorcerers’ Apprentice?”