Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 27, 2015

Ooh polynesian women are very attractive!

Well, even if she’s on the other side of the world, that’s still a great progress for Ted

How romantic… I wonder why she is in Fiji: to be far away from Ted as possible!

Ted better get to Fiji fast or Dave Lister will beat his time with the lady!

He is a big fan of Battlestar: Galactica.He won’t stop playing the oboe, even though he gave it up in 2nd grade.He enjoys playing Monopoly.He was bullied by someone called Marvin, who apparently smashed his Thundercats lunchboxes against a wall, and that moment is forever seared into Ted’s head.He went to college, but soon moved out, as he said the dorm was “a cruel, hard place.”

Ahhhh… Yes. Plants vs zombies is the perfect dating site for uncle Ted.

I see now.

That is great news! Go there and marry her, Ted. I’ll gladly spring for the one-way ticket.

….I’ll bet “she” has $$$$$$$$$$$ all tied up in a bank account she can’t access, but she will be happy to come to America to be with Ted (and lavish him with a large chunk of the $$$$$$$$$$$!!!!) if he can provide her with his (or more likely, his parents’) SSN which will assist her in unlocking the account……….

She’s from the Niagara Falls area…

like nate has one

Nate likes Jenny, but Jenny doesn’t like her

isn’t plants vs zombies a singlesplayer game? how did he meet her?

ODER ALERT! ODER ALERT!

At least ted has SOME sort of relationship

Yay, This comic strip is mentioning all of my favourite game franchises!

i lllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee plants versus zombies

Then they will break up finding out how he looks like.

me seeing ted saying he has a girlfriend also me:https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F587016132668619800%2F&psig=AOvVaw3WLjsLRH2XJL9x6ygepJWN&ust=1620498139564000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCKDVjpOYuPACFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

catfisher alert

Uncle ted looks like a Muppet.

Was he in an airport?