Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 27, 2015
March 26, 2015
March 28, 2015
Transcript:
Nate: Gram and Ellen are yakking about romance. Uncle Ted: A subject i know well! Grandpa: *Snort!* what do you know about romance? Uncle Ted: Plenty, Father of mine! Nate: Do you have a girlfriend Uncle Ted? Uncle Ted: Indeed. I met her playing "Plants Vs. Zombies". Grandpa: That sounds about right. Nate: so where is she? uncle Ted: FiJi
Johnnie Polo Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Ooh polynesian women are very attractive!
Trond Sätre Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Well, even if she’s on the other side of the world, that’s still a great progress for Ted
komickat almost 10 years ago
How romantic… I wonder why she is in Fiji: to be far away from Ted as possible!
OldestandWisest almost 10 years ago
Ted better get to Fiji fast or Dave Lister will beat his time with the lady!
swagysharpedo1 almost 10 years ago
He is a big fan of Battlestar: Galactica.He won’t stop playing the oboe, even though he gave it up in 2nd grade.He enjoys playing Monopoly.He was bullied by someone called Marvin, who apparently smashed his Thundercats lunchboxes against a wall, and that moment is forever seared into Ted’s head.He went to college, but soon moved out, as he said the dorm was “a cruel, hard place.”
big_nate_lovah almost 10 years ago
Ahhhh… Yes. Plants vs zombies is the perfect dating site for uncle Ted.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I see now.
byamrcn almost 10 years ago
That is great news! Go there and marry her, Ted. I’ll gladly spring for the one-way ticket.
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 10 years ago
….I’ll bet “she” has $$$$$$$$$$$ all tied up in a bank account she can’t access, but she will be happy to come to America to be with Ted (and lavish him with a large chunk of the $$$$$$$$$$$!!!!) if he can provide her with his (or more likely, his parents’) SSN which will assist her in unlocking the account……….
Daeder almost 10 years ago
She’s from the Niagara Falls area…
comicsBG123 almost 10 years ago
like nate has one
GeometryDashAddict almost 10 years ago
Nate likes Jenny, but Jenny doesn’t like her
evil crayons rar so scary almost 10 years ago
isn’t plants vs zombies a singlesplayer game? how did he meet her?
TheComicMan over 6 years ago
ODER ALERT! ODER ALERT!
ChibiLover123 almost 5 years ago
At least ted has SOME sort of relationship
ComicFan4Life almost 5 years ago
Yay, This comic strip is mentioning all of my favourite game franchises!
HalberCon over 4 years ago
i lllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee plants versus zombies
Young Dagger D*ck almost 4 years ago
Then they will break up finding out how he looks like.
Benjr1229 over 3 years ago
me seeing ted saying he has a girlfriend also me:https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F587016132668619800%2F&psig=AOvVaw3WLjsLRH2XJL9x6ygepJWN&ust=1620498139564000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCKDVjpOYuPACFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD
Bubble about 3 years ago
catfisher alert
Tails1992 G.R.O.S.S agent almost 2 years ago
Uncle ted looks like a Muppet.
STUFF ENJOYER 9 months ago
Was he in an airport?