Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 11, 2015
Transcript:
Fred: Name's Fred, by the... Rip Haywire: Breezy, I'm not made to stay at home. I've got to get a job. Breezy: Ok, Rip, as long as it's steady work. Rip Haywire: What's that supposed to mean? Breezy: You're a man of action, not profit. A soldier of unfortune. Rip Haywire: Is it my fault that I take work that leads to mayhem without pay? Fred: Is it always like this, fur-breath? This is better than those Spanish Soap operas. Breezy: Your business cards list it as your specialty!
Kali39 almost 10 years ago
It does not! It just says “Mayhem While You Wait!”
Chrisdiaz801 almost 10 years ago
He should try to be a basketball coach. A lot of thrills there!(But he’ll probably run off for adventure in a month!)
PMark almost 10 years ago
You go, girl!
imbaldeagle almost 10 years ago
Oh, oh – I’m beginning to understand why Breezy has red hair.
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
He has a steady job … I thought a solider of fortune was just that.
B LeCren almost 10 years ago
Maybe Finkle will pay him to keep the neighbourhood safe… from himself…
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Welcome to the Haywire family, Fred. Hope you enjoy your stay.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Please do not get me started on the Bollywood soaps. My mother loves them, for some strange reason.
Linda Solomon almost 10 years ago
Time for Rip to get a ka-job.
NWdryad almost 10 years ago
Breezy, you knew all that when you married. Don’t be that girl who tries to “change” her man.
Sheila Hardie almost 10 years ago
Cobra wont’ try to change you, Rip. Go back to Cobra! You two were made for each other. (I guess that’s an intentional pun.)
Big D almost 10 years ago
Rut ro Rip, she’s giving you the “Look” in that last panel. Resistance is futile, you will be assimulated!!