Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 09, 2015
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Adam: Behold, my latest invention. Laura: Oh, no. Adam: It's a coffee alarm clock. You sleep with this tube in your mouth, and fresh-brewed coffee is gently pumped into your mouth as you wake. Laura: Wow. I can't think of anything that could go wrong. Adam: Right? It's a no-brainer. Katy: Indeed.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 10 years ago
There’s nothing like fresh, piping HOT coffee in your face, first thing in the morning.
Dani Rice almost 10 years ago
Even as much as I like coffee, this does NOT sound like a good idea.
MontanaLady almost 10 years ago
Let’s see………………..my coffee pot is set at it’s hottest setting so it stays hot in my mug. GENTLY pumping that through a tube into my mouth…………………………….OUCH!!!
ron almost 10 years ago
True freedom comes from being able to ignore Daylight Stupid Time and wake up at the regular time every day.
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
Crowd-funding needed…
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
Adam’s inventions always seem to be good ideas that go horribly wrong. … I see a trip to the hospital in Adam’s future. And a very coffee soaked mattress.
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Even if it was cold water being pumped into his mouth would be a stupid idea with the whole drowning thing.Though very hot coffee would prevent the drowning problem lol.