The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 13, 2015
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Transcript:
Brutus: When will dinner be ready, Gladys? I'm so hungry, I can't wait much longer!
Gladys: Patience, patience! Quality food takes time and effort!
Brutus: But you're cooking a microwave dinner!
Reminds me of the comic who said her dad was the most impatient man in the world. Stuck something in the microwave and screamed, “Come on! It’s been ten seconds! I don’t have all minute!”
In answer to his question, if it is a HungryMan dinner, roughly 11.00 minutes. 6 to cook, about 10 seconds to turn tray and stir, then another 5 minutes and you’re there. Bon appetite, or whatever. (My French is about as rusty as my palate).
Argythree over 9 years ago
If that’s the case, Brutus, then you could have ‘nuked’ the meal yourself and you’d be eating right now…
Ol Skool over 9 years ago
even a hungryman dinner takes a little time
Old Salt over 9 years ago
Dressed pretty fancy for a microwave dinner.
K M over 9 years ago
Reminds me of the comic who said her dad was the most impatient man in the world. Stuck something in the microwave and screamed, “Come on! It’s been ten seconds! I don’t have all minute!”
Jeff0811 over 9 years ago
In answer to his question, if it is a HungryMan dinner, roughly 11.00 minutes. 6 to cook, about 10 seconds to turn tray and stir, then another 5 minutes and you’re there. Bon appetite, or whatever. (My French is about as rusty as my palate).
jppjr over 9 years ago
To me, that IS quality food!!
Jim Kerner over 9 years ago
The problem is that’s a Minute Rice Dinner.
Jim Kerner over 9 years ago
That’s because mother Gargoyle taught her how to use the mike.