Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for March 31, 2015
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Transcript:
Platypus The ultimate super animal! Hair like a mammal, bead of a duck, sharp claws,webbed feet, E.S.P., lays eggs like a bird, zen-like concentration, shoots lasers from eyes, tail of a beaver, cute as a button.
Randy B Premium Member over 9 years ago
Some of these things are true.
Linux0s over 9 years ago
It’s still hard to take the platypus seriously.
hawgowar over 9 years ago
Also injects venom like a rattlesnake from heel spurs.
pcolli over 9 years ago
The tail of a platypus is not like the tail of a beaver. The lasers help it to navigate under water.
KayKayJam over 9 years ago
Shoots lasers? Must be Perry the Platypus
mightyfrog over 9 years ago
I am OK with the lasers, zen-like concentration, and ESP. These are all verified, but I have to question the ‘cute as a button’ statement. I mean, why are things cute as buttons? Buttons really aren’t that cute. I argue that Platypus’ are way cuter than buttons.