Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 12, 2015

It’s free if delivered in thirty light-years or less.

I come in pizza…. um…. I mean “peace.”

Relax, natives! Lio always delivers the goods!

You are correct sir. More than 30 light years there is a delivery fee.Maybe free if NOT delivered within 30 years?

And yet, he can’t deliver pizza in his neighborhood ‘cause he’s not allowed to drive a car…

Cheesey

that lio. always so good to his fellow creatures!

“Take me to your leader—he’s the one who ordered the pizza!”

Oh yeah!

Best intergalactic ambassador ever!

Hey, I didn’t order any pizza! I ordered chicken wings to eat during the Masters…

Don’t forget to tip the driver.

Maybe he meant within a 30 light year radius. (Or sphere?)

They seem extra excited…must be NY style.