Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 17, 2015

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    Arianne  almost 10 years ago

    If they’re that mushy, he won’t have to bite his tongue.

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    orinoco womble  almost 10 years ago

    “Lick me, I’m Irish!”

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    Darryl Heine  almost 10 years ago

    Did Wacky Packages All New Series 11 have a Lucky Charms spoof called “Licky Charms”?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 10 years ago

    Nope, I’ll enjoy my bowl of Ordinary K.

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    Toonerific  almost 10 years ago

    x 10 !!!

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    Tackerdog  almost 10 years ago

    yesssssssssssssssssssssssss

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    dflak  almost 10 years ago

    Luck Charms epitomizes the advertising world. Every product has to be continually improved. With Lucky Charms it’s “Now with (fill in with name of color) (fill in name of shape)” Most other products have equally significant “improvements.”

    BTW: What’s with “new and improved?” If it’s new it can’t be improved, there’s nothing there to improve. And if there were something there to start with, it wouldn’t be new.

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    whisplicka Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Never bought Lucky Charms,,,,won’t buy Licky Charms either..1 know is icky, the other must be used cereal… Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all

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    echoraven  almost 10 years ago

    ….they’re magically grotesque!

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    spaced man spliff  almost 10 years ago

    …on rye bread or an onion roll with mustard—-a great tongue sandwich !!

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    TIMH  almost 10 years ago

    Frosted Lucky Charms! They’re marginally edible!!

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