Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 29, 2010

The battle plan has been foiled.

Where’s the funeral director’s booth?

Where’s the We Fix “Flesh Wounds” Here.

So what was the first clue?

I suspect that Rodney is the leak; this might explain that stain on the inside of the armor from a few days ago at the dry cleaning shop.

@Sheik LOL!!!!

The third guy just has a shield, no weapon either. What a rag-tag army. What they gonna invade, the local pub?

I would say that those are govt. run business’, so guess who the “Fink” was…..

Hala-fink-ton?

A 5 man invasion? Good luck with that!

”The guy with the wide-open eyes probably did, Rodney.”

But he isn’t sweating, Joe. Shouldn’t he be sweating?

Well, Grog, it will be a five-man retreat too, so no problema. Rodney just has to run faster than the other four. He usually does.

Maybe the local friar read Rodney the biblical verse about “five of you shall chase a hundred” without stating the conditions required for that turn of affairs…

Definitely sutlers.

“all secrets are lost.”

Sir Rodney’s leading the French Army again.

Retreat!