That’s even a longer sentence than Barney Madoff got.
The kitty’s not a kitty any more, the kitty is a cat.
@Llewellenbruce…..Has Barney’s wife put out to Dave Letterman yet? (Speaking of Letterman…you SURE have a lot of “L’s” …that one key is melting!)
He must have referred to the King’s being vertically challenged.
Yikes…getting late, forgot the punch line of getting the “L” out of here.
How long was The Spooks’ sentence’? Maybe they could share the same cell.
Tis’ ashame, for we hardly knew ye’.
They caught the cat burgler !
He’s not a cat, he’s a jailbird.
9 life sentences? 9 chances for parole.
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This one made me laugh
“all sanity is lost.”
A Cat burgler?
You’re right, Dogsniff. How’d he get his arm out? He must be making a break for it.
Five of which will be served in the dungeon and the other four to be served as fertilizer in the kings garden.
somebodyshort, do you know that the word “consecutive” means?
His lawyer will count this one as a win because it wasn’t nine consecutive death sentences.
Judge: After having been convicted of these crimes, I hereby sentence you to 500 years in prison.
Ne’er Do Well: 500 years? Your Honor, I won’t be able to do 500 years!
Judge: That’s OK, just do as many years as you can.
Has anyone noticed is arm is suddenly free?
@ Susan…don’t leave out Bernard Fife….you got to “nip it”…”nip it in the bud!”…
Mastroianni and Hart
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
That’s even a longer sentence than Barney Madoff got.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 14 years ago
The kitty’s not a kitty any more, the kitty is a cat.
Pacejv over 14 years ago
@Llewellenbruce…..Has Barney’s wife put out to Dave Letterman yet? (Speaking of Letterman…you SURE have a lot of “L’s” …that one key is melting!)
ksoskins over 14 years ago
He must have referred to the King’s being vertically challenged.
Pacejv over 14 years ago
Yikes…getting late, forgot the punch line of getting the “L” out of here.
Hillbillyman over 14 years ago
How long was The Spooks’ sentence’? Maybe they could share the same cell.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Tis’ ashame, for we hardly knew ye’.
ransomdstone over 14 years ago
They caught the cat burgler !
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
He’s not a cat, he’s a jailbird.
Dkram over 14 years ago
9 life sentences? 9 chances for parole.
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Dawgfan over 14 years ago
This one made me laugh
ninmas over 14 years ago
“all sanity is lost.”
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
A Cat burgler?
gjsjr41 over 14 years ago
You’re right, Dogsniff. How’d he get his arm out? He must be making a break for it.
Trainwreck_1 over 14 years ago
Five of which will be served in the dungeon and the other four to be served as fertilizer in the kings garden.
JanLC over 14 years ago
somebodyshort, do you know that the word “consecutive” means?
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
His lawyer will count this one as a win because it wasn’t nine consecutive death sentences.
starguy over 14 years ago
Judge: After having been convicted of these crimes, I hereby sentence you to 500 years in prison.
Ne’er Do Well: 500 years? Your Honor, I won’t be able to do 500 years!
Judge: That’s OK, just do as many years as you can.
Dewed over 14 years ago
Has anyone noticed is arm is suddenly free?
boldyuma over 14 years ago
@ Susan…don’t leave out Bernard Fife….you got to “nip it”…”nip it in the bud!”…