Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 30, 2010

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 15 years ago

    That’s even a longer sentence than Barney Madoff got.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 15 years ago

    The kitty’s not a kitty any more, the kitty is a cat.

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    Pacejv  almost 15 years ago

    @Llewellenbruce…..Has Barney’s wife put out to Dave Letterman yet? (Speaking of Letterman…you SURE have a lot of “L’s” …that one key is melting!)

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    ksoskins  almost 15 years ago

    He must have referred to the King’s being vertically challenged.

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    Pacejv  almost 15 years ago

    Yikes…getting late, forgot the punch line of getting the “L” out of here.

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    Hillbillyman  almost 15 years ago

    How long was The Spooks’ sentence’? Maybe they could share the same cell.

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    ladywolf17  almost 15 years ago

    Tis’ ashame, for we hardly knew ye’.

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    ransomdstone  almost 15 years ago

    They caught the cat burgler !

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    mrsullenbeauty  almost 15 years ago

    He’s not a cat, he’s a jailbird.

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    Dkram  almost 15 years ago

    9 life sentences? 9 chances for parole.

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    Dawgfan  almost 15 years ago

    This one made me laugh

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    ninmas  almost 15 years ago

    “all sanity is lost.”

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    GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    A Cat burgler?

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    gjsjr41  almost 15 years ago

    You’re right, Dogsniff. How’d he get his arm out? He must be making a break for it.

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    Trainwreck_1  almost 15 years ago

    Five of which will be served in the dungeon and the other four to be served as fertilizer in the kings garden.

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    JanLC  almost 15 years ago

    somebodyshort, do you know that the word “consecutive” means?

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    His lawyer will count this one as a win because it wasn’t nine consecutive death sentences.

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    starguy  almost 15 years ago

    Judge: After having been convicted of these crimes, I hereby sentence you to 500 years in prison.

    Ne’er Do Well: 500 years? Your Honor, I won’t be able to do 500 years!

    Judge: That’s OK, just do as many years as you can.

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    Dewed  almost 15 years ago

    Has anyone noticed is arm is suddenly free?

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    boldyuma  almost 15 years ago

    @ Susan…don’t leave out Bernard Fife….you got to “nip it”…”nip it in the bud!”…

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