Transcript:
Adam: Coaching Katy's soccer team gave me an idea: what if I name myself "family coach"?
Laura: Family coach?
Adam: Yes. Basically, it'd be me, telling people what to do.
Laura: Ha! Like I'd ever...
*tweet!!*
Adam: Insubordination! Take a lap!
ToddBrien almost 15 years ago
….I wear the pants around here [when I finish with your laundry]…..
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Adam’s the Coach, but Laura’s the Front Office.
Old comedy bit (can’t remember the source):
“My wife makes all the little decisions around the house, like how we spend our money or discipline the kids. That frees me up to tackle the big decisions, like what our Cuba policy should be.”
bald almost 15 years ago
in real life, if adam said something like that he’d find himself sleeping on the couch or in the garage for a few nights
mrslukeskywalker almost 15 years ago
Adam, you forgot the Unicycle. How can you coach anything without that?
dante.deangelo almost 15 years ago
@MrsLukeSkywalker: LOL!
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
I don’t think you win this game either, Adam.
cmusicfan2000 over 11 years ago
(Laura pulls out her own whistle) TWEET!! Disrespect for wife! Take 5 laps :)