Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 29, 2015

Become a NASCAR driver.

I’m not touching THAT line, Calvin!

wow, bill was not a fan of chewing gum, huh?

A psychological edge? Over whom, and for what purpose?

I think maybe it’s so folks won’t have kids!On the other hand,……!

But Bill said “No!” Calvin.

Well, most clothes are self-endorsements anyway.

I think Calvin’s a walking endorsement for birth control.

Bill Watterson never wanted to commercialize Calvin and Hobbes, which is why he wouldn’t allow the Syndicate to market a stuffed Hobbes as a toy. But most people don’t realize that Bill’s main concern was not commercialization, but fear of litigation. He knew that he would be at risk of a lawsuit if a child should be injured when their stuffed Hobbes came to life and pounced on them.Also note that another major concern was the “mandibles of death.”

You ARE a walking endorsement, Calvin. For the dominant moral force in our society. But don’t get me started: BW said it better a quarter century ago.

He’s not a WALKING endorsement, but based on the number of bumper stickers I’ve seen with his face, he’s a DRIVING endorsement for high levels of hydration…

You are a walking endorsement, Calvin… For Trojan condoms! (Love this strip!)

Again, Bill was way ahead of the trend, here. Back when this was written, outside of a few “Alligator shirts”, few people wore gear that was covered with logos. Now clothes covered with logos and ads are everywhere.

At my school… There was always chewing gum underneath the desks.

I like to put mine in the bin when I’ve finished with it.

xxx

So you would want endorsement feet that would look like it was streched?