Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 11, 2015

Oh, they’re having PLENTY of fun with Luann’s college art project, Mrs. DeGroot! Don’t mind them. (Peace to you to, Luann.)

Probably would have been more effective to employ a “Rube Goldberg” device to dry that mask. And faster….. – Or they could have called on the crack squad of Martha Stewart, Helloise, Bob Vila, MacGyver, McGruber, Larry the Cable Guy. I’m sure that one of them would know what to do…. – Somewhere, Zebo is laughing up a storm, wondeering if all his students are going through stuff like this….

“More Dry Humor”“The Heat Is On” (♫)“Current Events”“Vidal, Not So Soon”“Conair Supply”“Arts And Drafts”“The Zebo Effect”“Good Housekeeping, Bad Housekeeping”or“A Watched Phone Never Boils”

….Zebo’s totally trollin’.

Lu has two fingers up… she’s not having fun!

Luann is risking burns to her face as the moisture turns to steam and is held against her skin by the dryer outer surface… She should have made the mask mold with Plaster and used petroleum jelly to protect her skin and ease the removal of the dried mold. she could have mixed the shreddings in with the plaster or layered them on a little at a time. .youtube.com/watch?v=hngtfOfjhHU

By the way, your daughter said she wants to go to New York with me. Have any thoughts?

This arc is moving as slowly as that stuff that is drying on her face.

shhhhhhhhhhhhh, we can’t allow the comics ratings committee to know that

LOL

One finger for “yes,” two fingers for “no”; that was the agreed code. Luann wants out, but Quill is either oblivious or just a little sadistic….

Geez, Frank!

Some “Foreigner” Is Upstairs going WEEEEEEE with Your Gullible, Impressionable, NAIVE Teenage Daughter and YOU let Your Wife go up and Investigate???

WHY Are You Just SITTING there Reading the latest by Kevin Trudeau?

WHY Aren’t YOU going upstairs??

WHY Aren’t YOU Beating the Living CRAP Out of Q-Ball???

The question is, will this continue next week with her getting stuck, or is this going to abruptly switch gears to something else, until it’s time to bring the projects to class?

Well Quill, come help me paint the Sistine Chapel next!

Even as a hair dryer, Ouch! Wet conducts heat much better than dry. Same reason you don’t want to pick up a hot skillet with a wet rag.

A tale of debasement!Yesterday’s flying finger salute!*At last, Knute has returned! (who else would be subjected to such self-degradation?)

Oh yeah, and what will her classmates do with their (reprised) shreds of ego? *And I agree with the commenter yesterday that since the first lesson was to shred the ego, making a vanity mask would seem to be counterintuitive.

There seems to be a difference of opinion, here.

Is two “no” or “yes”?

LOL, you parl-ezzz vouce france-is? (Garkon, I’d like to see a menu….)

How do we know that the weee sound is coming from the hair dryer and not from Lu?

How about followed by Bernice taking a cellphone pic (that “dreaded word”)?

SPOILER ALERT!!-Looks like ‘Mr.Jock’ won’t be Quill’s replacement. He’s just as bad about messing up Lu’s face, but, in his case, it’s probably just ignorance, not snarkiness…