Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 24, 2015

IF he hits the on button, the’re both toast

Fried fish….

Shocking. Positively shocking. (Goldfish fingers)

Actually, unless that is pure distilled water the switch isn’t even needed with cord and dryer submerged.

Well, that really blows me away!

So much for current affairs…

A blowtorch would probably be over-kill…….

Must be hooked up to an electric eel.

Maybe it’s as pretend a hairdryer as the squirt gun is a pretend gun. Fish kids have to have toys, too!