Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 01, 2015

One of Stephan’s best ever!

Rat is still being himself……

Rat on!

On a semi-related note, did you know that the word “gullible” isn’t included in the Merriam-Webster Dictionary?

Hey, Rat: Mr. Lyon called. He wants you to call him back at 1-800-ZOO-CATS.

April Fools is the best day of the year…. until you hit fifth grade when you learn just what a lame day it really is. At least that’s how it was for me.

Been there done that, didn’t make me happy, doing things for myself didn’t either. Yet being dirt poor finally did it. Guess having lots of money was hindering my happiness.

If the key to my happiness is to do good for others, then what will make the others happy?

i had a friend who fell for the gullible in the dictionary trick in common space of the dorm, bunch of witnesses. sweet girl did not deserve that. hey lisa you out there remember those days?

Today is the feast day to Gullible Goat, tra la tra la!

Living for others is not even the real goal. The principles of existence simply don’t allow it, so if a human claims that you know it is a vicious posture intended to dominate now or win riches in Heaven. Watching the moods and contributing to local joy, is not “living for others.” You have to live for yourself, but you have to be noble, like a god or goddess. Many souls equi-aimed to support joy, oddly enough, produce joy.

Now that is just terrible.

But hilarious!

xxx

This is why Rat is my hero!

There’s a video of this on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ