Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 02, 2015
April 01, 2015
April 03, 2015
Transcript:
Rat: Hey, Pig, do you want some of my burger? Pig: I'd love some! How come you're being so generous? One Minute Earlier Rat: No reason. Pig: Mmm... Tastes extra flavorful.
Even worse is what I see when I go out for dinner. I can’t tell you how many times I watch men use the facilities, then proceed to not wash their hands. It’s going to happen one day. I’m going to look at said offender and ask him, in a loud voice, why he has decided not to wash his hands.