Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 31, 2015

Lest you worry, the pictures on the Pioneer 10 and Pioneer 11 plaques were engraved and not colored. So, no blonde hair and caucasian “flesh”-tones..Material: 6061 T6 gold-anodized aluminumWidth: 229 mm (9 inches)Height: 152 mm (6 inches)Thickness: 1.27 mm (0.05 inch)Mean depth of engraving: 0.381 millimeters (0.015 inch)Mass: approx. 0.120 kilograms (120 g) (4.2 oz)

So it’s a very short film, then?

You know there was a debate about what size the women’s breasts would be…..For all time….

Guys, you forgot the fig leaves.

I hope we don’t get trolled. Martians go home!

Isn’t that the plot for the Adam Sandler flick “Pixels?”

The aliens that find the plaque will think it is the dinner menu and will come calling with their cookbook!

Clever how Tim used Brewster’s “balloon” to cover the naughty bits!

@Alabama_AlSorry . . . the next one is yours!

I just know that we are in the greatest danger because of that pulsar map to the left. It’s more accurate than GPS coordinates. We are now sitting ducks.

Let’s not forget the future that the conservatives whipped themselves into over the “nude art.”

Talk about strategically placed word balloons…I’ve never forgiven Carl Sagan for chickening out about the woman’s vulva just to please the conservative NASA boss. And then he had the nerve to pretend that they were simply copying Greek statuary.

Lose Johnny Depp and you’ve got a SyFy original movie. Actually, wait five years, keep Johhny Depp and you’ve still got a SyFy original movie.

Decades before humans started sending naked pictures to each other, they started sending naked pictures to aliens.

You’re a good one to talk.