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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 25, 2015
Transcript:
Voice out of frame: GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! Ned: *Sigh* We all want the snow to disappear, Danae, but yelling louder about something you don't like doesn't alter reality. Danae: Wha...? Man in suit: Rough day, Joe? Ned: Yeah...shattering cable news illusions is never easy, Bob.
Constancy almost 10 years ago
The news which refreshes. Danaeâs take is a good bit of cartooning.
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
That poor snowman. Cowering from Danaeâs onslaught.
rongillmore almost 10 years ago
Danaeâs a bizarre little troglodyteâŠ
Randy B Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Signing an online petition doesnât do much, either.
phylum almost 10 years ago
I know how danae feels..i know it does no good but I still scream at the t.v. while watching the talking head so called news shows..
Varnes almost 10 years ago
Man, yesterday was bad, seemed like planes were crashing all dayâŠ.
Varnes almost 10 years ago
You know Las Vegas, should make odds on what future news story will block EVERYTHING ELSE from the newsâŠ..
pelican47 almost 10 years ago
Well, a couple of days ago she got Boston Mayor Marty Walsh to sign an Executive Order demanding that âthe season of Spring appear and begin immediately.â
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Hence John Calvinâs use of fire in the matter of Michael Servetus.
Beleck3 almost 10 years ago
oh no Faux Noise! did i hear an âillusionâ to Faux Noise. The Right wing doesnât care if they make up their own ârealityâ while the rest of the world is " responding" to it, aka turdblosson. lol Now i know what Weimar Germany was all about. and how non Nazi Germans felt.
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
saw a show yesterday, a guy is talking to another guy in an alley, garbage cans all over, and they have a laugh track playing ????
Dr_Zinj almost 10 years ago
Signing petitions only works in certain contexts.
Ernest Lemmingway almost 10 years ago
That was harsh, Joe. Why not just tell her Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny arenât real, either?
Buckimion almost 10 years ago
Yell long enough until it happens, then you can take credit for it just like Faux Noise.
dabugger almost 10 years ago
Illusions is about all some are capable of performing. Canât blame sincere Danae. Snow body else knows when some things melt; least a being claiming to be news. But she will learn.
Argy.Bargy2 almost 10 years ago
Some of us arenât wasting time screaming at talking heads on television. Like Danae, weâre screaming at the talking heads in our own lives. And the results are about the sameâŠ
thirdguy almost 10 years ago
Re: That whole âWar on Christmasâ thing, have they declared a truce yet?
Proud American almost 10 years ago
If you delusional Leftists bothered to climb out of the PMSNBC muck you might get a glimpse of the world as it actually exists, rather than as your Socialist/Communist utopian dreams think it should be.
jahoody almost 10 years ago
Good one, Wiley
YatInExile almost 10 years ago
She should tune into C-SPAN and open all the doors and windows. The hot air will dispatch the snow in no time!
jnnydnti almost 10 years ago
The snowman covering his âearsâ is perfect!
Varnes almost 10 years ago
Beleck, A friend and I were watching the march up to the war in Iraq on TV. It particular, the way people who thought it was a bad idea were treatedâŠ.We were called unAmerican, traitors, all kinds of vulgarities, from so called ârealâ Americans, So called âloyalâ Americans. My friend turned and looked at me and said I think I understand how it happened in GermanyâŠâŠA chill went up and down my spineâŠ.He was right, because I could see it tooâŠ..
Nick Danger almost 10 years ago
Like âHands up, donât shoot?â or various slogans shouted by âOccupy XââŠ
Mommyhalls almost 10 years ago
Sorry, isnât blog news what Joe does for a living?
The Old Wolf almost 10 years ago
Tell this to the Scientologists and their Tone 40
1MadHat Premium Member almost 10 years ago
âYou furnish the pictures and Iâll furnish the war.âWilliam Randolph Hearst
caligula almost 10 years ago
And a Republican is born.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Quite right. Anybody who includes ANY of the conservative views cannot be said to be fair and balanced, since liberal socialism is the only fair and balanced doctrine.
pabsfx-comics about 4 years ago
But yelling the same thing long enough will cause some folks to believe it, even if no facts support the content.