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Most likely scenario for Brewster: â Step 1: Try to boot up your hard drive.Step 2: Hard drive laughs, and gives you the bootâŚ.Step 3: Get a hammer.
Ages ago, when I worked for the Army, my division chief sent me to a class. âYou could probably teach it,â he told me, âbut if I donât send someone now, when the class comes around again and I really need to send someone, they may not keep the slot for us.â The class turned out to be a history of automated data processing. But the teacher was totally jaded and started out with a disclaimer that it was a history class and had nothing to do with teaching you how to use a PC (which were just entering the workplace in force then), âand yet the most common comment I get on the evaluations is, âI spent three days in this class and I still donât know how to turn on my d@mn computer.â So watch carefully: This is your d@mn computer. The d@mn power switch in back here on the right side of the case. Pull the d@mn switch up to turn it on; push the d@mn switch down to turn it off. Thatâs how you turn on your d@mn computer; letâs get on with the d@mn class.â All downhill from there for three days, folks.
Kali39 almost 10 years ago
Thatâs strange â it started smokingâŚ
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
Most likely scenario for Brewster: â Step 1: Try to boot up your hard drive.Step 2: Hard drive laughs, and gives you the bootâŚ.Step 3: Get a hammer.
Varnes almost 10 years ago
Brewsterâs brain still works on vacuum tubesâŚ.
Say What Nowâ˝ Premium Member almost 10 years ago
How to turn on your computer. âWell hi there, youâre cute, Iâm a captain.â
cdward almost 10 years ago
First Class: how to turn on your computer:Step One: Get Pam to do it for you.
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
Hey! How did Brewster get into the Advanced Class?
K M almost 10 years ago
Ages ago, when I worked for the Army, my division chief sent me to a class. âYou could probably teach it,â he told me, âbut if I donât send someone now, when the class comes around again and I really need to send someone, they may not keep the slot for us.â The class turned out to be a history of automated data processing. But the teacher was totally jaded and started out with a disclaimer that it was a history class and had nothing to do with teaching you how to use a PC (which were just entering the workplace in force then), âand yet the most common comment I get on the evaluations is, âI spent three days in this class and I still donât know how to turn on my d@mn computer.â So watch carefully: This is your d@mn computer. The d@mn power switch in back here on the right side of the case. Pull the d@mn switch up to turn it on; push the d@mn switch down to turn it off. Thatâs how you turn on your d@mn computer; letâs get on with the d@mn class.â All downhill from there for three days, folks.