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Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 17, 2015
April 16, 2015
April 18, 2015
Transcript:
Dakota: Hey, unicorn. I'm cooler than this kid. Hang out with me.
Marigold: Phoebe is my friend.
Phoebe: Yeah!
Dakota: Why?
Marigold: Because she is a kind person!
Dakota: That's a lame reason.
Phoebe: It kind of is.
Marigold: YOU think of something then.
I hate job interviews where they try to get in you head and ask you like in 20% of the questions if you would fire someone who did something.
Also hate when they ask you why they shouldn´t hire you. What in the heck are you supposed to answer to that? Tell them and don´t get the job or be a liar. They want liars?
I don’t usually read the comments to most strips I read, but I do some of them; and by far, the comments in this strip are much more enjoyable than from any of the comments from the other strips (as a whole). But that’s because the comic is so much better than the rest of the strips I read.
gammaguy almost 10 years ago
Actually, not lame at all.
Kali39 almost 10 years ago
Well, it’s better than “She hit me with a rock.” I don’t think people would understand that sort of thing…
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
What’s a better reason, Dakota, of why Marigold is friends with a dweeb (I mean kind person) like Phoebe?
phaze58 almost 10 years ago
I like the kind of interview that goes “do you want a job ?”,“yes please”,“okay you start monday;see you at 8 am”.
rpmurray almost 10 years ago
Is Phoebe’s unicorn intimating that Dakota isn’t a kind person?
johndifool almost 10 years ago
Whatever happened to the Shield of Boringness?
Masterius almost 10 years ago
I thought that, still by this time, the reason for being her friend was still the wish?
Neo Stryder almost 10 years ago
Yeah, no be kind is not enough reason to like someone.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I like you?
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 10 years ago
There is a tiny part of me that wants to see Dakota get a fat lip.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Ok then.
Stephen Gilberg almost 10 years ago
Marigold could say, “Why don’t you hang out with both of us so I don’t have to choose between you?”
dogday Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Kindness is an EXCELLENT reason to befriend someone. Without kindness, or some form of love, a relationship is only a competition.
Tandembuzz almost 10 years ago
it would be a better world if everyone thought like Marigold…and acted accordingly.
nailer Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I hate job interviews where they try to get in you head and ask you like in 20% of the questions if you would fire someone who did something.
Also hate when they ask you why they shouldn´t hire you. What in the heck are you supposed to answer to that? Tell them and don´t get the job or be a liar. They want liars?
TMO1 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Marigold is being rather dim here. At this point in the history of the strip, she should have a more comprehensive answer.
Dillithamir almost 10 years ago
I liked the original hit me with a rock one better.
Are2Dee2 7 months ago
I don’t usually read the comments to most strips I read, but I do some of them; and by far, the comments in this strip are much more enjoyable than from any of the comments from the other strips (as a whole). But that’s because the comic is so much better than the rest of the strips I read.