Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 07, 2015

I have too many old flames….Or not enough, I can never figure it out…

My Old Flame

His attempt to strike up a conversation is fizzling…I don’t see any sparks flying.

Why does he have to keep such a cool head?Maybe he could ignite her interest with some hot moves on the dance floor. Go on, kid… put some money in the juke box…… play “Light my fire.”

Full of tinderness

Light My Fire

That’s pretty clever, Dan. Good work.

She won’t be so hot after she starts drinking.

She’s still carrying a torch for another guy

Don’t touch her! You’ll get burnt! Unless that’s what you want, then start your Jose Feliciano impression and sing Light my fire! Light my fire!

Check her history. See how many matches she’s burned through already.

I’m burnt out by all the puns.

He better watch out. She just may be lit on both ends and he’ll be dealing with a different burning sensation in the morning. Too hot to handle.

She’s a Q-tip soaked in motor oil. He has plenty of time!

She’s smokin’!

You’re way late on this one. I did it about 5 years ago.It’s even a greeting card.http://www.nobleworkscards.com/2029-match-dot-com-funny-cartoons-valentines-day-card.html