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Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 11, 2015
April 10, 2015
April 12, 2015
Transcript:
Man: My nose is too oily for the breathing strip to stick. So I guess you'll have to put up with my snoring tonight. Woman: Somehow I never pictured this conversation when I said "...for better or for worse."
Years ago, Iād written up a ābetter marriage vowā than one preached by a Man Of The Cloth, and itās too garish to publish here, but used by it, the population of the US would be severely reduced and the traffic jams would be just āyou firstsā and āHeās crazy, but itāll passāā¦ā¦ Hormones, yāknow.. Nothing like the fun of helping your loved one pass on into the Next World, what/wherever that may be.
Married 2 weeks, Hub said in bed one night, āIām going to spit straight up.ā Needless to say, I pulled the covers over my head. Thenā¦PPHHGGTT came out his other end.! I figured this has GOT to be (one of) the āworseā!
BearsDown Premium Member almost 10 years ago
It just keeps getting worse.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 10 years ago
This is hilarious!
unca jim almost 10 years ago
Years ago, Iād written up a ābetter marriage vowā than one preached by a Man Of The Cloth, and itās too garish to publish here, but used by it, the population of the US would be severely reduced and the traffic jams would be just āyou firstsā and āHeās crazy, but itāll passāā¦ā¦ Hormones, yāknow.. Nothing like the fun of helping your loved one pass on into the Next World, what/wherever that may be.
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
Different comic stripā¦
pschearer Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Did āFor Better or for Worseā ever have āReal Life Adventuresā for a punchline? (Sorry to step on your subtler joke, Nev.)
She Mc almost 10 years ago
Do those strips really work??? Enjoy the weekend everyone x
Skylark almost 10 years ago
Married 2 weeks, Hub said in bed one night, āIām going to spit straight up.ā Needless to say, I pulled the covers over my head. Thenā¦PPHHGGTT came out his other end.! I figured this has GOT to be (one of) the āworseā!
grossvatter almost 10 years ago
Clearasil by BOY and plenty of it. Not that clear sissy stuff. Get the cake looking brown stuff. Goop it on like your life depended on itā¦.
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
I suppose asking him to wash his nose with soap and water is a bit muchā¦