New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for March 24, 2015

So, this is how you have become what you are?

Find a Nietzsche and fill it.

Behold the man!

There’s nothing Nietzsche Couldn’t tietzshe ’Bout the raising of the wrist"

— Monty Python, “The Philosophers’ Song”

Ecce homo ergo elk. La Fontaine knew her sister and knew her bloody well.

… bur Freud is enjoyed!

Nietzsche was peachy, but Pascal was a rascal.

A graffiti gag on “The Benny Hill Show”::GOD IS DEAD. –FredFRED IS DEAD. –God

Does philosophers’ stone still come in dime bags?

I thought that was Pontius Pilate.