Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 25, 2015

“Gee, without my glasses, you don’t look so bad, either.”

Must be from Metropolis… probably can’t tell the difference between Clark Kent and Superman, either. (Maybe he’s Lois Lane’s brother!)

Use the Braille method.

Now, try it without clothes.

Many times its been saidMen don’t make passesAt girls who wear glasses.But nobody wears glasses to bed.

Women usually keep their eyes closed when they’re focused on the motion of the ocean.

Wonder Woman has just been revealed.

’…with your glasses you look like some hideous monster." Boy, did she pick a winner.

It shouldn’t matter…

And from the neck down she is 5 foot 2 at 200 pounds with back….I hold my decisions till I see the “whole” package.Reminds me of woman who worked our dispatch. Had the most beautiful voice, sultry just giving back wanted persons.When you meet her……..295 pounds of pure woman……nicest person in the world but that voice led to a different view.

A girl who is bespectacled,She may not get her necktacled;But safety pins and bassinetsAwait the girl who fassinets.

—Ogden Nash(according to one Internet source)