Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 21, 2015
Transcript:
Chapter 1 Private Charles "Chuck" Manley's chest swelled with pride as he pulled on his blue woolen uniform after washing his face in the slow-moving waters of Bull Run Creek. "I can't believe I am actually a member of the Union Army and that we are about to do battle against the gray-clad soldiers of the Confederacy!" He thought to himself while enjoying a hearty breakfast. A gun roared in the distance, and suddenly a cannonball flew by, knocking his donut from his hand. It landed on the ground and got all covered with dirt and mud, making it all gross and stuff. It was going to be a long war.
St. Pillsbury over 9 years ago
“…all gross and stuff… "?
jackianne1020 over 9 years ago
This could be an interesting story. Nate should definitely get points for creativity.
kinggroovy over 9 years ago
war is hell….
komickat over 9 years ago
It is going to be a long story (XD)Were there donuts back in the 1860s? (or does Nate just want his characters to eat donuts now and then?)
mggreen over 9 years ago
Cake doughnuts were available in the 1860’s
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Of course Nate.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago
…..I can almost hear the cannon-guy saying to his buds up on the Rebel’s line: “Hey, watch me knock the donut out of that pompous-looking a##h***’s hand with one shot!! Any bets??!!”
bartwell7 over 9 years ago
yes donuts existed, sometimes called bear claws
banjinshiju over 9 years ago
Don’t worry, Nate will soon add historical inaccuracies soon enough, but will they include a scout tank named Jeb Stuart with the ability to knock out King Tiger tanks?
Ikigami over 9 years ago
Actually, Union soldiers were eating one of my favorites; Necco Wafers.
SJ The Star Wars Guy over 9 years ago
I love Big Nate and his personality!
nyor over 9 years ago
Even though Nate disdains all school work he has aquired some very good composition skills. He may have a future as an author or journalist.
Jim Kerner over 9 years ago
I guess that Nate is writing a fictional version of the Civil War.
SupermanOfEpicness about 9 years ago
Long war, and a long day for Francis.
Dee Dee Holloway over 8 years ago
‘gross stuff’ XD
HalberCon about 4 years ago
how does it hit his donut but not hit his hand which was in his hand? how does he not get blown up? its a cannon ball!!!!
DM9001 over 3 years ago
Chuck Manley: gets shot by a cannonball
Also Manley: Aw man, I dropped my donut
The Elves Of Xadia over 2 years ago
Eyeroll