Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 08, 2015
April 07, 2015
April 09, 2015
Transcript:
Voice: This mgical cat totem we found has the power to make any action, no matter how vile, seem adorably cute! Voice 2: Nonsense. Woman: You know you can't carry loaded bazookas in the backseat of a car, right, Haywire? Cat: Who me? Cat: Heck, just make sure to keep your grenades in the trunk and we'll call it good! TNT: Rip, using cats, even magical ones, is a sin against the universe! Rip Haywire: Who me? TNT: Ah, never mind! Let's go watch the "Garfield" movies!
Kali39 over 9 years ago
Remember, cats were worshiped as gods in ancient Egypt — and they will never allow us to forget this fact.
Linda Solomon over 9 years ago
I’m KA-Loving this!
Space_cat over 9 years ago
I’m starting to wonder if Congress has a closet full of these cat idols.
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
I sure hope there’s a cute deterrent around somewhere. This could get ugly…in a cute sort of way.
StoicLion1973 over 9 years ago
Rip should name the cat totem “Jeffy”.
SkyFisher over 9 years ago
Dan this is taking a totally wicked turn! You should be ashamed of yourself! Why I -KA-PYOW!Awww, this is just the cutest comic strip. :-D
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Watching Garfield movies? Man, that’s one powerful totem!
SkyFisher over 9 years ago
Rip, whatever you do, DO NOT LET COBRA GET HER HANDS ON THAT TOTEM!
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
With the recent passing of James Best, I have to ask… Is she the Sheriff now, or is she still a dipstick deputy?